“Of Sausages And Stupidity”: Justice Tale Of Week

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http://www.jsonline.com/sports/brew/jul03/154027.asp Perhaps the criminal justice system's most preposterous challenge of the week was how to handle the case of Pittsburgh Pirates hitter Randall Simon. As recounted by the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, Mandy Block, 19, was competing in a Milwaukee Brewers' on-field race wearing a sausage costume Wednesday night. Simon, 28, was standing on the top step of the dugout, preparing to pinch-hit. After the first three racers, dressed as a bratwurst, a Polish sausage and a . . .

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